This is the price of fame, kids. It's a long, dark road.

                      This is the price of fame, kids. It's a long, dark road.

I'm Ben. Yeah good thanks.

How did you find me? What are you doing here? Moreover, what are you doing with your life? I'm asking the questions here, buddy. 

This is a blog, an outlet for my various thoughts and musings. Like most things I do, it's entirely for my own benefit. It is raw, biased and absolutely not peer-reviewed.

I went to university where I worked hard to realise my dream of being forever unemployed.

I'm also not wearing any pants. But you already knew that, didn't you?